The Corpse Grinders
So I just watched a 70's horror classic. Oh, but aren't they all.
Basically the plot is this: In order to get cheap meat for their high priced canned cat food these guys are paying the cemetery grounds keeper to dig up corpses. The grounds keeper's wife is a little mad too and carries around a doll she treats like her own baby and coos at through out the move. (But what about the embalming process you may ask, why would cats eat embalming fluid? Why? Because the cat food makers are paying the embalmers to use PORK FLAVORED EMBALMING FLUID of course!) And just to let you know the pork flavored embalming fluid is the best part. But once these little kitties get a taste for human flesh (pork flavor added) they want more and start attacking their owners. Which is the funniest thing 'cause their just little fluffy cats (one looked like Monster actually.) And then the pet food canners just skip the embalming practice and move on to live winos. But they have to kill the grounds keeper first. A) so they don't have to pay him and b)he's a hefty guy who'll make a lot of cat food. So the cat food maker kills the grounds keeper and then pursues the grounds keeper's wife through the cemetery during which process she drops the doll and it squeaks when her attacker steps on it! Beautiful. In the end it's up to a plucky nurse and her horny Dr. friend to solve the case. Oh yes, and the canned food guys have their own lovely assistant Doris, she's a one legged deaf-mute. But in the end one bad guy kills the other bad guy and the remaining bad guy gets eaten by ravenous fluffy cats. Ta da, the end.
I really just had to share the pork flavored embalming fluid.
Basically the plot is this: In order to get cheap meat for their high priced canned cat food these guys are paying the cemetery grounds keeper to dig up corpses. The grounds keeper's wife is a little mad too and carries around a doll she treats like her own baby and coos at through out the move. (But what about the embalming process you may ask, why would cats eat embalming fluid? Why? Because the cat food makers are paying the embalmers to use PORK FLAVORED EMBALMING FLUID of course!) And just to let you know the pork flavored embalming fluid is the best part. But once these little kitties get a taste for human flesh (pork flavor added) they want more and start attacking their owners. Which is the funniest thing 'cause their just little fluffy cats (one looked like Monster actually.) And then the pet food canners just skip the embalming practice and move on to live winos. But they have to kill the grounds keeper first. A) so they don't have to pay him and b)he's a hefty guy who'll make a lot of cat food. So the cat food maker kills the grounds keeper and then pursues the grounds keeper's wife through the cemetery during which process she drops the doll and it squeaks when her attacker steps on it! Beautiful. In the end it's up to a plucky nurse and her horny Dr. friend to solve the case. Oh yes, and the canned food guys have their own lovely assistant Doris, she's a one legged deaf-mute. But in the end one bad guy kills the other bad guy and the remaining bad guy gets eaten by ravenous fluffy cats. Ta da, the end.
I really just had to share the pork flavored embalming fluid.
posted by Rhianna W at 8:57 PM
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