Monday, December 31, 2007

Happy new year!!!!! We were in an Irish pub when the ball dropped. I got in a fight with an Aussie in the men's room! The Indian gang tried to kidnap me, Masa, a hot japanese guy rescued me, then the Nigerian from the embassy tried to drag me into a back room. I just came home to change out of my awful shoes, then I'm off again! Everybody's here except the Americans, the Aussie's sell beer for $2 cheaper in the streets. Cheers!!!

Saturday, December 29, 2007

Did you know that until you sign into your email or blog, the whole page is in frickin japanese? That took some guessing. Chigger got me a diamond covered Rolex for Christmas.

Monday, December 24, 2007

It's a dollar a minute to call Thailand, yet 4 a minute to call Latin America. Huh.
He's getting my Christmas presents off the Thai Black Market!!!!! I can't even stand it!!!! I've wanted knockoff Thai diamonds ever since I was a girl! Salon Sapphires......aaaahhhhhhhhhhh. sorry I had to wipe my mouth there. See how he redeems himself. And all is forgotten.
Tomo won't answer her phone. I'm going to convince her to let me set up a tent in her yard.

Sunday, December 23, 2007

Merry Christmas! Aaron and I are meeting the Chigger in Tokyo for a weeklong Toki pub crawl. We saved money all year to go, and we thought we were going to stay at Tomo's house, then last week Chigger told me to find my own hotel. One of the five major world cities on the biggest holiday of the year. yeah. Of course everything's booked. After spending a fricken lot of money on tickets, hotels are $700 each, they charge for each person in the room. I'm not throwing another $700 on a room. Because I don't want to. Last year I was a missionary, this year we'll be homeless in Tokyo. We're going to make a documentary on it. Its going to be awesome. What are the bridge trolls like? Stay tuned... I feel this may be my calling. I always come back with crazy stories anyway, why don't I try to sell them? Do you think a book with photos will sell, or would a film be better? I found some youth hostels for $20 a night and they list what suburb they're in but this means nothing to me and our luck we would be an hour bus ride away from Chigger's hotel in Roppongi. Chigger is bringing his friend Rob, who is Tomo's ex that she hates, and the guy I beat up in that bar. Cause he's an ass. Of all your friends, what the hell is wrong with you I ask the Chigger. Yeah, sorry, he says. Don't tell Tomo. Whatever dude!!! Awful!! Poor Tomo!!! Chigger said he was going to call and give me his new number so he can get us from the airport. Three days in a row I get phone call at 4 in the morning from a 15 digit number starting with a 6. Reverse phone lookup says its coming from Thailand, so I guess he hasn't figured out the time difference yet.
So it'll be awesome, and Chigger is getting it in the face when I see him.
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