I know this is juvenille of me, however...

View the new lovely Utah State quarter. I can't stop giggling. Can't you see it? The large front and center phallic symbol otherwise known as the "golden spike"? Also notice the two trains coming to together and remember that Anna Freud said that a little boys picture of two cars running into each other was coitus? Huh huh? And as we all know Utah has a lot of those patriarchical and sexually repressed mormons. Just saying...