Thoughts about groundhogs
So I was walking to class today and I saw a groundhog. And it occured to me that they are really kinda cute and cuddly looking. Ya know their chubby, with short little legs, puffy tale and really furry. It then occured to me how much the ground hog DIDN'T EVER want to cuddle me or any other human being and would probably jump off a cliff to avoid such behavior. I then wondered how ground hogs taste...
posted by Rhianna W at 6:22 PM
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Good morning! Your train of thought there is rather disturbing. "Oh it's so cute! I want to hug it. Oh, you don't return my afffections. Well, I wonder how much you would like me if you were braised lightly and served with a white wine sauce? HOW WOULD YOU LIKE THAT YOU COLD, UNCARING THING YOU!" Of course this brings up the rather interesting pun, ground hogs, get it? Tee hee.
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