My humps

So Gizmodo is reporting that kids that have sexy music on their iPods are more likely to start having sex sooner than other kids. The example that they post is that godawful Black Eyed Peas song.

Every time I here that song start I die a little on the inside. Seriously, there are sound waves produced when someone says "I'ma get, get, get you drunk. Get you love drunk off my hump." that age me about twice as fast as normal. Like one of those sonic toothbrushes that strips the plaque of your teeth. Only this one is causing genetic damage.

Gizmodo, The Gadget Guide: "A study by Rand Corp. concluded that teens who listen to sexy music on their iPods started having sex sooner than kids with other types of music. The types of songs classified as 'sexual' were all over the map—hip-hop, rap, pop and rock—but all contained sexual content in the lyrics."

Sure, you post this and millions of teens all over the world shout "SCORE!" and immediately make sure all of their albums comply with those statistics.

Ugh.