I would pay good money to watch someone try to discuss porn & masturbation with the Woman, behind a wall of bullet proof glass of course, and razor wire. AAHH!! It would be the new reality show!! Two go in, she comes out. Fuck dancing with the stars, this is gold!! Watch in suspense as she crouches down! Reel in terror as the head of the beast turns! Be consumed by cinematic glory as we catch the gleam in her eye just before her acidic words destroy her prey! Of course we cannot forget her groundshaking hell spawn roar.