Sick of being sick!

Seriously! Will this sinus plunder ever withdraw to pillage another face/head/nose? Mercy! I cry, Mercy! I swear I have had a sinus issue since I was born. Did Mom not use the little suction thing enough or did Dad just squirt it back in? In three days I have drank enough tea to kill the average Englishman, ingested enough pseudoephedrine-acetaminophen-antihistamine-Guaifenesin to start a meth lab and used enough kleenex to mow down a forest.
I am the biggest threat to the environment right now.
Funny thing is... I'm feeling better today. :)
Now, anyone wanna come over for dinner?