So why did you quit?

Okay, I overheard this at the coffee house the other day so...whatever. But there were these two women talking about finding jobs and how hard it was. They both had left jobs for greener pastures however and were discussing pros and cons of going back to old jobs that would welcome them back. The biggest factor for going back was the shame of having to come back in the first place. Anyway one girl worked at a local porn shop, she was talking about how it wasn't that bad and had decent benifits and a comission ON TOP of the hourly 7.50 pay. Maybe I'm just unawares of these things. Anyhow she was saying the worst would have to go back and listen to the cracks the regulars would make, but she was never going back. Why? Because she found a dead body in one of the jack off booths. Admittently the poor sucker probably had a heart attack with his stiffy, but still...